• America’s Next Top Model premiered last night, introducing a slew of pretty, catty females. This is the kind of show that appeals to not just model wannabes, but also to guys who want to get with models.

Instead of dreaming, these guys should just pull a George, who carried around a picture of Jerry’s model girlfriend (Man Hands) and claim it was his late fiancée. Once the models thought George had scored with one of their own, the door to the forbidden city was open! And you all thought it was just a meat-packing plant.

• Museum London is set to host the sixth annual Collector’s Tea this Sunday from 2 to 4 p.m. In addition to private and animal-themed collections, and a “magnificent” tea, the event will include a silent auction.

Hopefully, people will bid for the art because they like it, not because they’re trying to score a profit like George. When Elaine’s artist boyfriend was hospitalized for major surgery, George, assuming the artist would die, purchased copious amounts of subpar art. Unfortunately for George, the artist survived his surgery, leaving George with several paintings of triangles.

• Christina Applegate has progressed from the tube to the silver screen to Broadway. She will appear in the revival of Sweet Charity, which will open in April, and was the only woman who pulled through the dance audition. She was obviously stronger than Bette Midler, who couldn’t even escape injury from being run over at the plate by a charging Costanza in a softball game. Applegate should keep an eye out for her understudy, however; she might try to pull a Gillooly.

• Celebrity couple Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor have announced Taylor is pregnant with baby No. 2. Expect Owen Wilson, Jack Black and Will Ferrell to be hectored in the coming months to stop in and see the baby. After all, you’ve got to see the baby! At least with Christine Taylor involved, the baby likely won’t end up looking like Lyndon Johnson.