NEWS
Raise tuition: students
UBC group counter-protests
A group of students at the University of British Columbia
are staging counter-protests in defense of tuition increases.

U of Sask examines
safety issues
After two sexual assaults in the past seven months, the University
of Saskatchewan in Saskatoon is beefing up security measures.

Canucks are faithful,
but love their kink
Faithful Canadian seeking loyal partner for vibrator action,
fun with handcuffs and dressing up in novelty underwear. Sex
fiends only please.

Liberal sponsorship
scandal a ‘low point’
The federal Liberal sponsorship scandal has started a potential
political landslide, troubling Liberals across the country.
It is the thorn in Prime Minister Paul Martin’s side
that will not disappear any time soon.

Conspiracy Theory
Why is the Atkins diet so pervasive? Why has it gained such
incredible popularity and widespread use? Conspiracy theory
has found the answer.

Our Sex Issue: more
than its cover
From
the Far Lane
When you plaster six “scantily
clad” girls on the cover of a campus newspaper, it’s
a safe bet the feminist patrol will come out in full force.

Science students’ best
friend: calculators
Apparently fish swim in the sea, bears walk in the woods, grass
grows and students cheat — or at least that’s what
the word on the street is.

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