CAMPUS LIFE
9 - EASTER - 22/40
Food: **
Eggs and ham? No thanks. Two points for the Dr. Seuss reference though.
Colour scheme: *
Baby-shower-esque. For those of us who love pastels like baby blue and minty green, this is the best time of year. However, for those of us with taste, it's painful.
Gifts: *****
There may be gifts, but you have to run around the yard trying to find them - what the hell is that "tradition" about? However, candy always wins us over with its sweet, sweet, well... sweetness.
Music: ***1/2
Just church songs, I guess? Some of those are pretty bangin'.
Time of year: ****
Spring! The snow is melting, the sun is out, the birds are singing - what could be better? Oh yeah... summer.
Preparation involved: ***
Some are forced to decorate eggs and go to church, not to mention that pesky gift-finding... but overall, mildly annoying at its worst.
Company: **
There's a fifty-fifty chance of it being a good time, depending, of course, on whether your family is nice or a bunch of jerks. The whole family usually rears its collective head.
Drink Rating / Chances for Sex / Getting Arrested: **
Most festivities take place during the day, but there's always a chance to sneak some Bailey's into the after-meal coffee and cause some ruckus with grandma and/or the Easter Bunny - kinky!
-Maggie Wrobel
