9 - EASTER - 22/40
Eggs and ham? No thanks. Two points for the Dr. Seuss reference though.
Colour scheme: *
Baby-shower-esque. For those of us who love pastels like baby blue and minty green, this is the best time of year. However, for those of us with taste, it's painful.
There may be gifts, but you have to run around the yard trying to find them - what the hell is that "tradition" about? However, candy always wins us over with its sweet, sweet, well... sweetness.
Just church songs, I guess? Some of those are pretty bangin'.
Time of year: ****
Spring! The snow is melting, the sun is out, the birds are singing - what could be better? Oh yeah... summer.
Preparation involved: ***
Some are forced to decorate eggs and go to church, not to mention that pesky gift-finding... but overall, mildly annoying at its worst.
There's a fifty-fifty chance of it being a good time, depending, of course, on whether your family is nice or a bunch of jerks. The whole family usually rears its collective head.
Drink Rating / Chances for Sex / Getting Arrested: **
Most festivities take place during the day, but there's always a chance to sneak some Bailey's into the after-meal coffee and cause some ruckus with grandma and/or the Easter Bunny - kinky!