CAMPUS LIFE
4 - BIRTHDAYS - 29/40
Food: **
Birthdays always bring cake and ice cream. After the age of majority, birthday food is simply ballast to keep you afloat during the impending night of drunkenness.
Colour Scheme: *
Birthdays have no colour associated with them. Unless, you count the sweet colour of money - in which case green is very good indeed.
Gifts: ***
As a child, the gifts are the highlight. As an adult, gifts start to get rare.
Music: ****
"Happy Birthday to You" aside, birthday music can be a good thing. Since it's your birthday, you have total veto power over the tunes.
Time of Year: *****
This depends on when your birthday falls, but my June birthday means six months between major gift-giving holidays. It also means drinks on the patio and girls in skimpy clothes.
Preparations: *****
The great thing about your b-day is everyone else does the work for you. Whether it's dinner reservations, surprise parties or a trip to the 'rippers.
Company: ****
Here's where you see what your friends and family are made of. If you run with a fun crowd, you're guaranteed a great night out. If you associate with thugs, prepare to have some caps busted in yo' ass.
Drink Rating / Chances for Sex / Getting Arrested: *****
Chances are all excellent for this category. Your drinks are paid for, your sex is paid for and therefore, you're likely to be arrested. You stand a good chance of getting sex without paying, if only through birthday pity.
-David Lee
