CAMPUS LIFE
2 - CANADA DAY - 33/40
Food: *****
This day is best for indulging in the plethora of tastes our fine land has produced over the years. These include: beaver tails/elephant ears, maple syrup, ketchup-flavoured chips, soapy Thrills gum, beer (!) and of course, the nectar of the Gods: Tim Hortons coffee. Yum. What's not to love?
Colour: *****
Sexy and stylish red and white looks good on everyone.
Gifts:**
Not so much. All you can really hope to score are free temporary tattoos and maybe someone to make out with during fireworks.
Music: *
"Oh Canada," of course. And sometimes a cringe-worthy "tribute band." NOOO.
Time of the year: *****
Hot hot summer - and we all know less clothing always equals more fun.
Preparation time: *****
None! Sweet.
Company: *****
Anyone you want! Go ahead and drunkenly grope your best friend of the opposite (or same) sex and chalk it up to "celebrating Canada's spirit of generosity and politeness" - go on!
Drink Rating / Chances for Sex / Getting Arrested: *****
Oh, come on, are you kidding? If you ain't drunk, you ain't here to paa-rty!
-Maggie Wrobel
