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96, Issue 6
Friday September 6, 2002
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Van Dyck/Gazette
AFTER COUNTLESS
BIRTHDAY DISAPPOINTMENTS, HE FINALLY GOT HIS SLIP AND SLIDE.
Engineering soph "Cowboy," aka Jordan Davidson, proved
that contrary to what Bon Jovi believes, cowboys prefer riding on
make shift water slides to steel horses during Frosh Week activities
on Concrete Beach.
| ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT |
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A&E: stuff, things and everything else In the Arts & Entertainment
section, you guys are hereby blessed with three freaks who will be
your slaves to all things fun.
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| SPORTS |
| Yeomen
next up for improved Mustangs
It may have
been Windsor and they may have had home field advantage, but
anyway you slice it, the Western Mustangs football team's 52-5
victory last Monday looked quite impressive.
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LAST UPDATED: Friday, September 6, 2002 - 7:30 p.m.
Faculty sophs restricted from residences
Faculty sophs were
left out in the cold this Orientation Week, as over half of them were
forced to spend time sitting on residence doorsteps.
Man exposes himself, safety issues return
Students
are asked to remain aware of campus safety issues, especially in light of
a recent incident involving a man exposing himself on Western grounds.
While you were tanning: a quick review of the summer
The
summer is over and that means two things – school starts, and The
Gazette is back on the stands. For those of you who spent the last four
months in serious Gazette withdrawal, here is a recap of some of the
stories that happened while you were away.
Slacktose Intolerant COLUMN: Banned from Disneyland
There
exists a magical land – an academic utopia, where angelic first-year
students walk around clothed in white, holding hands and singing kumbaya.
When they're not too busy washing one another's mouths out with soap for
cussing, they like to skip rope, fly kites and drink soda pop down at the
corner store.
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