WITHOUT LATE-NIGHT SAMMY'S, THE STREETS SHALL BE FILLED WITH WEEPING DRUNKARDS. A new proposal from London's city council could see city street vendors forced to shut down at 1:00 a.m..

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MOTHER GOOSE WOULD NOT APPROVE. Shed a tear for these poor feathered bastards.

DUE TO BUDGETARY RESTRAINTS, THE TENNIS BOYS NEED TO SHARE TWO JACKETS. The Mustangs were men amongst boys this past weekend at the OUA individual tennis championships in Toronto, garnering them Purple Pipe designation.

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