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Volume 95, Issue 32 Tuesday, October 30, 2001 Political animals |
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'Oh my god - he's whacking off' A man was seen masturbating in a tunnel between the University Community Centre and the Social Science Centre last Tuesday afternoon, an incident that may be connected to previous reports of men pleasuring themselves on campus. Protesters say goodbye to Mike Organizers of Saturday's protest outside the Ontario Tory policy convention – which was guarded by a large police presence – said the event was not a disappointment, despite having a smaller turnout than expected.
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K-PAX is original escapism
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Who'll cry for Peter Pumpkinhead?
Poor, innocent pumpkins were thrown from a second-story balcony yesterday, never to live out their dreams of becoming Halloween jack-o-lanterns. The coppers are hogging all the sweet weed! High times could become increasingly hard to find for several big-time London marijuana dealers, as police continue to seize millions of dollars worth of illegal pot.
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Sweet revenge is best served with a football Being soundly beaten in front of over 10,000 supporters has to leave a fiery wound etched deep in the pit of your stomach – a terminal ulcer for which the only cure is redemption.
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