Volume 91, Issue 66

Tuesday, January 27, 1998

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• President to join in action

• Lobby group musical chairs

• Bogus penises taste like the real thing in Chinese markets

• Western mysteries exposed: The voice of Registar and the story behind julian

• SNIPPETS

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©Geoff Robins/Gazette
LISA SIMPSON, EAT YOUR TWO-DIMENTIONAL HEART OUT! Second-year music student Mark Lynch, toots his own horn yesterday in the University Community Centre's atrium during the kick-off for this year's Grad Pact campaign.